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Imagine

Imagine

(Sing to the tune of “Imagine” by John Lennon)

Imagine there’s no requirements
It’s easy if you try
Just a bunch of coders
Reachin’ for the sky
Imagine all the people, coding for today

Imagine there’s no schedules
It isn’t hard to do
No silly project deadlines
No one supervising you
Imagine all the people, coding hand in hand

 

Hey Dude

Hey Dude

(Sing to the tune of “Hey Jude” by The Beatles)

Hey dude
Your code smells bad
Go refactor and make it better
Remember
That tests are requirements
Then you can begin
To make it smell better

 

Big Projects Got No Reason to Live

Big Projects Got No Reason to Live

(Sing to the tune of “Short People” by Randy Newman)

Big projects got no reason
Big projects got no reason
Big projects got no reason to live
If you got too many coders
To fit in a room
You know that your project
Is destined to doom
So we don’t want no big projects round here

Big projects got no reason
Big projects got no reason
Big projects got no reason to live
When you smell the code
You know you got to inhale
We like small projects
’Cause XP don’t scale
So we don’t want no big projects round here

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Changes

Changes

(With apologies to David Bowie)

I still don’t know what I’d need design for
And my code was running wild
A million dead-end arraylists
Every time I thought I’d got it made
It seemed the code smell was not so sweet
So I turned my pair to face me
But I’ve never caught a whiff
Of how the others must smell the
Smalltalk I’m much too fast to unit test

 

I Can’t Get No Architecture

I Can’t Get No Architecture

(Sing to the tune of “(I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction” by the Rolling Stones)

I can’t get no
Architecture
I can’t get no Architecture
’Cause I tried
And I tried
And I tried
And I tried
I can’t get no
I can’t get no

 

Software Is Never Done

Software Is Never Done

(Sing to the tune of “Happiness Is a Warm Gun” by The Beatles)

Soft-ware Is never done
Ooh ooh yeah

So-oft-wa-aa-are
Is never done, mama

When I’m coding
With my pair
And I feel . . . her fingers on my keyboard
Then I know
The project should go on and on
Because

Soft-ware Is never done
Ooh ooh yeah

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Code Together

Code Together

(Sing to the tune of “Come Together” by The Beatles)

You got no requirements
You got no schedules
You got pair programmers
You got lots of Pepsi
You got goal donors tellin’ you stories
One thing I can tell you is you can’t code in threes
Code together
Right now
With XP

You got ree-factoring
You got unit testing
You got tasty snack food
You got no documentation
You got index cards up to your knees
Go ahead and change that ’cause you know change is free
Code together
Right now

With XP

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Refactor

Refactor

(Sing to the tune of “She Loves You” by The Beatles)

Refactor, yeah, yeah, yeah
Refactor, yeah, yeah, yeah
Refactor, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

You say you wrote some code
And it smells pretty bad
Your pair programming buddy
Is lookin’ kinda sad

 

Unit Test Writer

Unit Test Writer

(Sing to the tune of “Paperback Writer” by The Beatles)

Don’t like UML
Man it’s much too hard
Rather scribble some notes on an index card

Hey design is dead
And things couldn’t be better
I just got a job
And I’m gonna be a unit test writer
Unit test writer
Unit test writerrrrrrrr