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Ibu-Iwan Fals ( Album ‘1910’ 1988 )

Ribuan kilo jalan yang kau tempuh
Lewati rintang untuk aku anakmu
Ibuku sayang masih terus berjalan
Walau tapak kaki penuh darah penuh nanah

Seperti udara
Kasih yang engkau berikan
Tak mampu ku membalas
Ibu… ibu…

Ingin ku dekat dan menangis dipangkuanmu
Sampai aku tertidur bagai masa kecil dulu

Lalu doa doa
Baluri sekujur tubuhku
Dengan apa membalas ?
Ibu… ibu…

NAK – Iwan Fals

Jauh jalan yang harus kau tempuh

Mungkin samar bahkan mungkin gelap

Tajam kerikil setiap saat menunggu

Engkau lewat dengan kaki yang tak bersepatu

Duduk sini Nak dekat pada bapak

Jangan kau ganggu ibumu

Turunlah lekas dari pangkuannya

Engkau lelaki kelak sendiri

Selamat Hari Ibu

(Sing to the tune of “Imagine” by John Lennon)

Imagine there’s no requirements
It’s easy if you try
Just a bunch of coders
Reachin’ for the sky
Imagine all the people, coding for today

Imagine there’s no schedules
It isn’t hard to do
No silly project deadlines
No one supervising you
Imagine all the people, coding hand in hand

You may say I’m an
Extremer
But I’m not the only one
I hope someday you’ll join us
And make coding lots more fun

Imagine oral documentation

I wonder if you can
No need for UML diagrams
Just words passed, man to man
Imagine just refactoring, playing in the sand

You may say I’m an
Extremer

But I’m not the only one
I hope someday you’ll join us
And make coding lots more fun

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(Sing to the tune of “Hey Jude” by The Beatles)

Hey dude
Your code smells bad
Go refactor and make it better
Remember
That tests are requirements
Then you can begin
To make it smell better

And if you say you need design
Hey dude
Don’t whine
Make sure you don’t put in
Any comments

Just code what you need today
Then go

And play

Remember the schedule
Is the customer’s problem

La la la la la, la la la laaaaaaa

Hey dude

Your code smells bad

Go refactor and make it better

Remember

That tests are requirements

Then you can begin

To make it smell better

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(Sing to the tune of “Short People” by Randy Newman)

Big projects got no reason
Big projects got no reason
Big projects got no reason to live
If you got too many coders
To fit in a room
You know that your project
Is destined to doom
So we don’t want no big projects round here

Big projects got no reason
Big projects got no reason
Big projects got no reason to live
When you smell the code
You know you got to inhale
We like small projects
’Cause XP don’t scale
So we don’t want no big projects round here

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(With apologies to David Bowie)

I still don’t know what I’d need design for
And my code was running wild
A million dead-end arraylists
Every time I thought I’d got it made
It seemed the code smell was not so sweet
So I turned my pair to face me
But I’ve never caught a whiff
Of how the others must smell the
Smalltalk I’m much too fast to unit test

Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes
(Tryin’ to embrace change)
Ch-ch-changes
Don’t want no specifications, man
Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes
(Tryin’ to embrace change)
Ch-ch-changes
Just gonna have to toss that code and start again
Got no deadlines
So I can waste time

I watch the iterations change their size
But never leave the stream
Of those acceptance tests and
So the code floats past my eyes
But still the days all seem the same
And this snack food that we munch on
As we try to embrace change
And receive congratulations
On the marvelous agility we’re going through

Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes
(Tryin’ to embrace change)
Ch-ch-changes
Don’t tell them to pair up and where to sit
Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes
(Tryin’ to embrace change)
Ch-ch-changes
The planning game
You’ve left us up to our necks in it
Got no deadlines
So I can waste time

Strange code smells, fascinating me
Changes are shaking the code I’m going through

Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes
(Tryin’ to embrace change)

Ch-ch-changes
Oh, look out you junior coders
Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes
(Tryin’ to embrace change)
Ch-ch-changes
You just need to get a little bolder
Got no deadlines
So I can waste time
We do XP
So we can waste time

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(Sing to the tune of “(I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction” by the Rolling Stones)

I can’t get no
Architecture
I can’t get no Architecture
’Cause I tried
And I tried
And I tried
And I tried
I can’t get no
I can’t get no

Well I’m refactoring my code
Yeah I’m movin’ this and I’m changin’ that
Every time I get the urge
But I’m still sittin’ here waiting for
The architecture to emerge

I can’t get no
No no no
Hey hey hey
That’s what I say

I don’t need no
Infrastructure
I don’t need no
Infrastructure
’Cause I tried
And I tried
And I tried
And I tried
I don’t need no
I don’t need no

When I’m posting to the newsgroup
And a man comes on and tells me
That I should not say YAGNI
But he can’t be a man cause he does not write
As much C code as me

I don’t need no
No no no
Hey hey hey
That’s what I say

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(Sing to the tune of “Happiness Is a Warm Gun” by The Beatles)

Soft-ware Is never done
Ooh ooh yeah

So-oft-wa-aa-are
Is never done, mama

When I’m coding
With my pair
And I feel . . . her fingers on my keyboard
Then I know
The project should go on and on
Because

Soft-ware Is never done
Ooh ooh yeah

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(Sing to the tune of “Come Together” by The Beatles)

You got no requirements
You got no schedules
You got pair programmers
You got lots of Pepsi
You got goal donors tellin’ you stories
One thing I can tell you is you can’t code in threes
Code together
Right now
With XP

You got ree-factoring
You got unit testing
You got tasty snack food
You got no documentation
You got index cards up to your knees
Go ahead and change that ’cause you know change is free
Code together
Right now

With XP

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(Sing to the tune of “She Loves You” by The Beatles)

Refactor, yeah, yeah, yeah
Refactor, yeah, yeah, yeah
Refactor, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

You say you wrote some code
And it smells pretty bad
Your pair programming buddy
Is lookin’ kinda sad

You just refactor
And then you’re having fun
Refactor
Don’t worry ’bout getting done

You’ve coded it ten times
But no one seems to mind
It passes unit tests
But it’s never been designed

So just refactor
’Cause it’s all about havin’ fun
Refactor
’Cause software’s never done, oooooooooooooh!

Refactor, yeah, yeah, yeah.
’Cause if your code smells clean your client won’t get mad

Doesn’t matter when it’s done
Or even what it does
’Cause you’re doin’ XP
And it’s the latest buzz

So you refactor
Cause you know you will be glad
Refactor
And you never will be sad, oooooooooooooh!

Refactor, yeah, yeah, yeah
Refactor, yeah, yeah, yeah ’
Cause if your code smells clean your client won’t get mad
’Cause if your code smells clean your client won’t get mad
’Cause if your code smells clean your client won’t get mad

Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

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(Sing to the tune of “Paperback Writer” by The Beatles)

Don’t like UML
Man it’s much too hard
Rather scribble some notes on an index card

Hey design is dead
And things couldn’t be better
I just got a job
And I’m gonna be a unit test writer
Unit test writer
Unit test writerrrrrrrr

Well, requirements
Are a pain in the neck
Good thing that I found this book by Kent Beck
They’re the customer’s problem
It says so right here
So I don’t care too much
’Cause I’m gonna be a unit test writer
Unit test writer Unit test writerrrrrrrr

Don’t do architecture
Haven’t got the urge
Rather just write code and let it emerge
At five PM each day
You know I’m on my way
Schedule’s not our job
Man it’s fun to be a unit test writer
Unit test writer Unit test writerrrrrrrr

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