Chrysler Knows It Ain’t Easy

(Sing to the tune of “The Ballad of John and Yoko” by The Beatles)

We’re not on the imagined schedule
The goal donor’s been gone for a week
Won’t our faces be red
When the mainframes drop dead
Chrysler’s really gonna be up the creek

Chrysler knows it ain’t easy
They know how hard it can be
The way things are goin’
They’re gonna cancel C3

Think I’d better dust off the resume
The gold owner is getting real tweaked
Some people say
The project’s goin’ away
Ya know the mainframe’s gonna die in a week

Chrysler knows it ain’t easy
They know how hard it can be
The way things are goin’
They’re gonna cancel C3

Everybody here is coding for today
’Cause we all know that change is free
Last night someone said
Don’t write a thing down
We won’t leave nothing for them but the code

Project’s goin’ south in a hurry
But I figure “hey, why be meek”
Let’s go to the press
And just claim success
We’ll have four book contracts in a week

Chrysler knows it ain’t easy
They know how hard it can be
The way things are going
They’re gonna cancel C3