Just Hack

(Sing to the tune of “Get Back” by The Beatles)

JoJo was a man who really liked to program
But he couldn’t do design
He’d start writing
Smalltalk early in the morning
’Cause it made him feel just fine

Just hack!
Just hack!
Just hack and whack code all day long!

(Just hack, JoJo)

JoJo’s pair Loretta was kind of a loner
Thought more clearly on her own
She would grab the mouse while JoJo wasn’t looking
Code when he was on the phone

Just hack!
Just hack!
Refactor if the smell is wrong!

(Just hack, Loretta)

JoJo and Loretta had a disagreement
While refactoring a class
JoJo’d smelled the code a couple times too often
You know it smelled like California grass

Just hack!
Just hack!
Just hack and whack code all day long!

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